Robert Schimmel
Songs List
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.The Gym
- 2.Sea World / Santa At The Mall / Demi Moore
- 3.Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security / Dogs
- 4.My Daughter
- 5.Sperm Bank
- 6.America Online
- 7.Porno Awards / Hollywood Bullshit
- 8.Sex and Your Heart Attack!
- 9.Prison Love / I Wanna F*** You / Jack Shack
- 10.If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car - (censored)
- 11.If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car - (uncensored)
- 12.I'm So Good in Bed
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Introduction: Horse Farts / Car-Jacking / Blowing The Body Shop Guy
- 2.Hotels: Non-Smoking Rooms / Turn-Down Service
- 3.I'm Not Homophobic: Professional Wrestling / Me Vs. Mike Tyson / Camp Suck-A-Wammie
- 4.Airlines: Safety Instructions / How To Handle A Hungry Shark / Plane Crash Victims
- 5.Weird TV Commercials: Time-Life Books / Ultra Slimfast / Anusol (Popsicle Up The Ass) / Feminine Hygiene Products / Pina Colada Dick Mist / Condom Ads / Crotch Wigs / Penis Enlarger / Wig Ads
- 6....Toys: Premature Ejaculation / Masturbating / Porno Movies / Stunt Cum / Beads Up The Ass / Inflatable Love Doll / Mr. Big Cream / Vibrating Butt Plugs / Electric Pussy / Animal Necrophillia
- 7.Fart and Shit Jokes: Emergency Room / Diapers / Dad's Business Meeting
- 8.Love Is Blind (It Will Blow Your Mind)
- MatchRobert Schimmel
- 89%Carlos Mencia
- 88%Ralphie May
- 87%John Pinette
- 76%Rodney Dangerfield
- 75%Larry the Cable Guy
- 73%Lisa Lampanelli
- 69%Christian Finnegan
- 66%Jeff Foxworthy
- 66%Ron White
- 64%Harland Williams
- 64%Jim Breuer
- 62%Alonzo Bodden
- 55%Sam Kinison
- 53%Dov Davidoff
- 38%Gilbert Gottfried
